🇪🇸 2023/24 Laliga Season: News, Match Results, Stats and Discussion

:rotating_light: Dani Carvajal has decided to file a complaint against an interpreter who alleges that the Real Madrid full-back asked him to tell a Russian waitress at the 2018 World Cup that ‘he wanted to put his cock down her throat.’

The Spaniard denies all the claims in the press which ‘taints his name and his honour’. :x:

:writing_hand: @DaniCarvajal92

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:rotating_light: Barcelona will play the next Clasico with the Rolling Stones logo on its shirt as part of their sponsorship deal with Spotify. :guitar:

The match, scheduled for October 29, will take place a few days after the release of the British band’s new album. :musical_note:

(:camera_flash: @Footy_Headlines)

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LaLiga has announced a shirt sponsorship deal with Welsh village team Clwb Pêl Droed Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch Football Club :exploding_head:

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LaLiga slashed Barcelona’s spending limit for the new season from €649m to €270m on Thursday, in part due to the assets sold off by the club last summer to improve their short-term finances :open_mouth:

Real Madrid have the highest spending limit in the league this season :eyes:

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:rotating_light: Mason Greenwood’s loan at Getafe has been received incredibly positive from their players, fans and staff.

The players are looking out for him and Greenwood’s partner has already been out with the other wives and girlfriends. :eyes:

(Source: @MikeKeegan_DM)

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:es: Javier Tebas, president of La Liga:

:studio_microphone:“In financial terms, we are the worst championship in Europe." :moneybag:

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Real Madrid announce that a Castilla player and three Real Madrid C players have given statements to authorities over an inappropriate video distributed over WhatsApp

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:rotating_light: Getafe sold more Mason Greenwood shirts in one week than any player in the club’s history. :flushed::chart_with_upwards_trend:

(Source: @MikeKeegan_DM )

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:speaking_head:“Is Bellingham already one of the best in the world?

:speaking_head: Luis Figo: “Yes, without a doubt, because of his talent and commitment he is showing, even though he is so young.

I see him scoring 15-20 goals, There’s no better way to land at Madrid than the way he’s done it.”

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Saturday:

:black_small_square: Atlético crushed by Valencia 3-0
:black_small_square: João Félix scores as Barcelona crush Real Betis 5-0

:frog::coffee:

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Cancelo :handshake: Felix

Joãos scoring their first Barcelona goals on Saturday :portugal:

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25’—Barcelona 1-0 Real Betis
32’—Barcelona 2-0 Real Betis
62’—Barcelona 3-0 Real Betis
66’—Barcelona 4-0 Real Betis
81’—Barcelona 5-0 Real Betis

It’s a party :champagne:

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Ferran Torres is the first Barcelona player to score a direct free kick goal since Lionel Messi :flushed:

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:poland: Lewandowski: 5 games, 3 goals, 3 assists
:es: Ferran Torres: 4 games, 3 goals

They are starting at the highest level for FC Barcelona this season! :fire::star:

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:poland: Robert Lewandowski scored 1 goal and provided 2 assists against Real Betis!

:soccer: 1 goal
:dart: 2 assists
:cold_face: 4 chances created
:athletic_shoe: 26/32 accurate passes (81%)
:dash: 100% successful dribbles
:muscle:t4: 5/5 ground duels won
:star: 9.3 match rating

Give this man his flower! :rose::fire:

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Sergio Ramos made his return with Sevilla today.

They won their first game of the season and kept a clean sheet.

Of course :house_with_garden:

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:es: Sergio Ramos (37) made his return debut for Sevilla against Las Palmas.

:athletic_shoe: 26/29 accurate passes (90%)
:cold_face: 1 chance created
:goal_net: 1 shot
:ok_hand:t4: 3 accurate long balls
:crossed_swords: 100% tackles won
:mechanical_arm: 4 clearances
:+1: 2 interceptions
:brick: 6 recoveries
:muscle:t4: 4 ground duels won
:pinched_fingers:t4: 2 aerial duels won
:heavy_multiplication_x: 0 fouls committed
:star: 7.6 match rating

LEGEND! :muscle:t4::fire::heart:

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:fr: No player has been able to dribble past Jules Koundé in La Liga this season so far.

:tshirt: 5 games
:soccer: 1 Goal.
:heavy_multiplication_x: 0 Times Dribbled Past
:muscle:t4: 93% Ground Duels Won
:triumph: Just 1 Foul Committed

SOLID! :muscle:t4::fire:

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No player in Europe’s big 5 leagues has scored more goals from outside the box since the start of last season than Federico Valverde (5). :rocket:

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Fran García vs. Real Sociedad:

:black_small_square: 2 assists
:black_small_square: 1 MOTM

:sparkles:

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